"It's very cold in Arkansas. Isn't it suppose to be warm."
“I am from Brasov, in Romania. Brasov is past the forest, we call this area Transylvania.”
Hey Mack, he's from Transylvania. He's a vampire.
“I think we are not in Arkansas."
“It will be dark for many days. But then it will be light for many days. It all works out.”
“It is still dark and there is some confusion. The people at the factory do not know Ian. All day, they send me from one person to another. Nobody knows about this job. I think Ian made another big mistake.” "I will kill your Uncle Ian someday."
"Yes please." "It is perfect."
Caution!! Slipperly When Wet
"Garlic powder?" "Too much?"
“Of course,” I said. “I want to be with my friends.” “I’ll be fine.” “I have to go.”
“Are you sure you want to be here?” “I understand.”
"You haven’t seen the sun for a long time. It can be very hard on your eyes. And your skin. Maybe you should go inside. Get used to it gradually."
"Thank you for sending me here, Uncle Ian. I forgive you. Because Americans are forgiving people, with warm hearts. And I am an American."