Purpoosin Moodistleh

Purpoosin Moodistleh
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  • Finally, after hundreds of years of totally ethical research into DNA splicing, crossbreeding, and general torture routines...
  • *whines* *whimpers*
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  • After thousands of completely safe experiments, the solution for discrimination has finally been found.
  • Breaking News: Local teen biochem student earns Nobel Peace Prize for groundbreaking anti-discrimination research; rumors of stolen credit dismissed as "utter bollocks"
  • So like, basically my idea was t' just try an' see if I could maybe put a baby dude and some rando animal together into some kinda disgustin' creature-monster whatever thing, y'know, fo' science, but like, after some philosophical-type thinkin', I realized I could solve the whole discrimination problemo with the little weirdos. Why talk smack and put down blacks and women and Muslims when ya got livin' lab accidents to discriminate?
  • News 9 at 11: Several global superpowers already drafting recently discovered "humanoid furball mutants" to their militaries to "serve roles unfit for real people", more to come after a message brought to you by the "Praise Whoever for These Fuzzy Freaks" Catholic/Hare-Krishna/Satanist Coalition
  • Of course, everyone and their grandmother was excited to hear about such a discovery, from minority groups to national governments.
  • Ha-Ha! Friggin [insert fitting derogatory term here]
  • Starting to look familiar yet?
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