Finally, after hundreds of years of totally ethical research into DNA splicing, crossbreeding, and general torture routines...
After thousands of completely safe experiments, the solution for discrimination has finally been found.
Breaking News: Local teen biochem student earns Nobel Peace Prize for groundbreaking anti-discrimination research; rumors of stolen credit dismissed as "utter bollocks"
So like, basically my idea was t' just try an' see if I could maybe put a baby dude and some rando animal together into some kinda disgustin' creature-monster whatever thing, y'know, fo' science, but like, after some philosophical-type thinkin', I realized I could solve the whole discrimination problemo with the little weirdos. Why talk smack and put down blacks and women and Muslims when ya got livin' lab accidents to discriminate?
News 9 at 11: Several global superpowers already drafting recently discovered "humanoid furball mutants" to their militaries to "serve roles unfit for real people", more to come after a message brought to you by the "Praise Whoever for These Fuzzy Freaks" Catholic/Hare-Krishna/Satanist Coalition
Of course, everyone and their grandmother was excited to hear about such a discovery, from minority groups to national governments.
Ha-Ha! Friggin [insert fitting derogatory term here]