Hey Jelly, why'd you call me down here, under the sea?
You know what tortoise, I am done with sexual reproductive organisms! They are always bragging about how their offspring have all these great traits and it is really annoying.
Well, I am very sorry that these terrible organisms have been frustrating you, but their right. Sexual reproduction is so much better than asexual. Our offspring will survive longer than yours because they share a diverse set of traits from each parent.
Wow, tortoise you are just like the rest of those stuck up sexual reproducers, but let me serve you some knowledge. Species which reproduce asexually are way cooler because we don't have to use all of our energy mating.
I mean I guess that's cool, but seriously we are so much more awesome. If the world went into another ice age, we the sexual reproduces would totally be able to adapt to our environment and survive, unlike you guys.
That is a good point tortoise, but did you know that we can reproduce so much faster than you. For that reason alone, we are totally more incredible than you.
That is true... but you also pass on all your bad genes to your clones. Us, on the other hand, pass on very little bad traits.
Well at least asexual animals don’t have to find a mate. How would you know if you are choosing the right partner? How would you know your young will survive? At least I know what I am going to get when I reproduce.
That is a very good point Jelly. You know what I think we should forget about this stupid argument and just be friends.
Yes, tortoise I agree. This is all a dumb conversation. Take care tortoise. I wish you luck!