Sorry James, we can't use the computers today because the wifi has been "DDoS-ed" (dee-dauced).
What's a DDoS?
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Well Gerald, a DDoS or distributed denial-of-service, is a hack that sends a large amount of packets at one time to the router or modem and crashes the network. Looks like Benny, the new IT guy, did not secure our WIFI. Sorry we could'nt use the computers today!