Denmark was once haunted by Grendel, the spawn of Cain. Many heroes had tried to defeat him and perished, and death and destruction was vast. Then Beowulf, a Great and the nephew of a makes the oversea journey from Geatland to Denmark.
Beowulf and his posse of 11 storm troopers arrive in Denmark. The local park ranger asks to see some credentials.
Well ok then.
I am gonna save y'all.
Grendel comes again in the night, with Beowulf awake and in wait. Beowulf tears off one of the demon's long, lanky arms in victory.
He broke our best kitchen knife!
Yeet I'm running
Then the mama was mad so Beowulf found their space lair and killed her. He was gonna use a knife but had to use the magical voodoo doll he found instead.
I take your head now.
After going back to murder Grendel, Beowulf went home and eventually was made king of the Geats. There was, unfortunately, a mean monster that began haunting them there too.
Beowulf and his friend Wiglaf killed the mean monster, but Beowulf was mortally wounded.