Remember children, don't buy drugs.
If you do, a undercover police officer might be present, and will lock you up in a childrens prison. What is called again? Juvy? Yeah, thats a pretty dumb name. People are probably going to make fun of that really easily. Sorry, I got a little sidetracked. Wait but Juvy? Seriously? Am I a housewife of the 1600's? I mean I feel like it should be called something else than Juvy, like a name like Westen or something. I dont know, something western. Only makes sense because I don't think alot of kids are going to juvy anytime soon. I mean maybe some kids, but not alot. Most kids have a good education, and probably know by now that doing something stupid that will get you into something called juvy is not a very good idea. So yeah... See any good movies recently? I have. I saw this terrible movie, its called the "emoji" movie. Now you think that is going to be good, right? Disney, animated, emojis! But nope, disney just said screw it for this one and just went full out berserk. "Hey, wanna hear a good idea john? What if we just made this next movie, absolutely terrible? That sounds like a good idea!" Thats uh the writers you know, kind of just talking about what they're about to do. I mean, its like showing a baseball bat of cringe down americas throat. Here you go, america, take this, and you will enjoy it because society says so. Why does society enjoy it? Thats a good question. I dont know either. You know what? I barely even watched that movie. Just saw a couple of seconds.
Now that I look at it, this is pretty bad. I mean its a good moral, right, like we're trying to get kids to not do drugs, but it seems kind of fake. Its good its good, but not real. You know, I'm trying to add more scenes, but I don't know how. Can you only do 3 scenes? Thats pretty annoying. I was clicking away for like, 5 minutes trying to figure out how to add more. I'm very dissapointed with the outcome. Usually I can figure out stuff like this, but no... Not this time. Anyway, dont get your hopes up too high for this one. We were really tired and didn't want to make it anyway, but FOX was just like, "no you have to do a anti drug thing", and I was just like, nooo please! and they were like "if you dont do anti drug, we're going to replace your show with two and a half men. I was just like, hell no. I'm not letting that happen. Maybe a good show, like i'm not sure, full house? That show isn't very good either, but I mean hey, I guess if I'm living in a hotel for the rest of my life, right? Anyway, don't get your hopes too high. I've been typing this for like 10 minutes, and I've put way more effort into the description. All I've been doing is talking to you. Hey, it was fun though right? FOX, please don't cancel my show.
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