Welcome to Facade University, or FU for short! Here on our state-of-the-art college facility, you will have access to the best professors in the country, hundreds of student organizations, and just an overall amazing 4-years. In your orientation packets, you will find everything you need. We pride ourselves in being one of the top-ranked colleges nationally and globally!
Wow, look at this super fancy library. I can't wait to experience this place. They have everything here! I looking forward to partying, meeting new people, and learning everything I need to land my dream job at Apple.
I know right! I'm so pumped. I'm going to look over the orientation packet with my parents when I get home. I want first dibs on housing. I need to register for all my classes too.
So much homework...So stressed...So sleepy...College is the WORST.
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Hey mom and dad. I looked at all the college paperwork. Tuition is about $35,000. My dorm room will be $12,000 but more if I want a room to myself. Food will be $5,000. Also, textbooks are probably a few thousand. Let's not forget about spending money...
That has to be like $50,000...
What do you expect? It's a top university! Anything for a good education!