Thanks to the capitalist economy, I am able to own my own business!
I can make all of the decisions and sell whatever I want!
I'm here to offer you the chance to move your business to my communist country.
In a communist country, the government handles everything in a business so you don't have to. The government also provides food, jobs, and all services for everyone. Even better...everything is equal for everyone! You don't have to worry about social classes, providing food for your family, or competing with others!