You know the story of Hansel and Gretel, at least there story, but, thats not even close to correct. Let me tell you the real story.
I was just relaxing in my bed. Then, I heard munching. It was weird, The outside of my house was made of candy, but that was only for me. It was my food source duing the winter. I did'nt think anybody would be rude nough to just eat it withought permission
And there they where. Eating my house. Of course I invited them inside. They where hungry, it was raining out. Im nice after all
I gave them this room. It was way nicer before they got here. They ate and ate all day. I almost ran out of food! I tried to get them to do chores but they refused. I had to cut them off, but Gretel was NOT happy about it
Hansel was trying to climb into the firepit to get my chicken. I tried to stop him.
His sister pushed me in and took my food! They left, leaving me for dead, but I ended up escaping to tell you this story.