Oh no! She is flirting with my Tea Cake! Look! Tea Cake allows himself to be drawn into the game.
God made everything bad.
"Aw, don't make God look so foolish—findin' fault wid everything He made."
No, I did not?!?!?!?!?!
Once having set up her idols and built altars to them it was inevitable that she would worship there. It was inevitable that she should accept any inconsistency and cruelty from her deity as all good worshippers do from theirs.