Are you sick and tired of missing your loved ones?
Narrator walks into frame, looks at camera and asks. 'Are you sick and tired of missing your loved ones? Want to ressurect the dead like in Pet Semetary except without them turning evil? Then this is your product.
"THIS IS THE ALIVINATOR. ALL YOU NEED IS TO PRESS THE TRIGGER, AIM AT A DEAD PERSON AND LET THE MAGIC HAPPEN. THE ALIVINATOR KNOWS NO BORDERS! (THATS BECAUSE IT'S BILLINGUAL, HABLAS ESPANOL)"
Narrator has live testing of Alivinator on a random body. It begins to work, and the Narrator explains the specific instructions on how to operate it and where to operate it.
The alivinator is explained with real 'scientific detail' and why it is such an effective tool. We then bring up statistics to support this claim.
The narrator begins to interview a 21 year old college student who has used the product. The college student will talk about his unfortunate circumstances then talk about how the product helped him with 'accepting the loss' of his loved ones.
Establish price for alivinator gun (among other disclaimers), and urge potential customers to visit a website and to dial the number for more information on the alivinator.