I would like a loan Please so I can buy a ticket to get out of the country. I really don't wanna marry this guy.
Hold on I'm not sure. if you can get a loan I'll make sure its YUGE! Let me tell you it'll be the best loan ever!
According to the Equal Credit Opportunity Act, it unlawful for any creditor to discriminate against any applicant, with respect to any aspect of a credit transaction, on the basis of race, color, religion, national origin, sex, marital status, or age.
Since its enactment on the 24th of October in 1974, this woman's marital status doesn't affect her opportunity to get a loan. Donald, Give this woman a loan.
Would you like a small loan of a million dollars?
Ok, maybe a million is a little much...
Just sign here, and initial there, one more signature there. Here is your loan. *slides over money*
I believe a thousand dollars should do it.
That was easy and informative! Thanks Equal Credit Opportunity Act!