When I was 15, I fell in love with a girl named Myra Menke
STANLEY'S GREAT GRAND FATHER
I wanted to marry her, but so did Igor Barkov, a 57 year old pig farmer
I couldnt offer Myra as much pigs like Igor, Madame Zeroni , an old Egyptian woman with only one foot
"Madame Zeroni warned that if he failed to do this, he and his descendants would be doomed for all of eternity. At the time, Elya thought nothing of the curse. He was just a fifteen-year-old kid, and “eternity” didn’t seem much longer than a week from Tuesday. Besides, he liked Madame Zeroni and would be glad to carry her up the mountain".