I was walking down the sidewalk minding my own business and then i see a glistening pocket book.I dash over there like the flash and i almost got it if the woman wasn't so FAT! and I fall over and then she says "Who..Do...You...Think..YOU ARE!"
Almost yelling at me."i'm..Sorry i am poor and I really wanted your pocket book so i..could sell it ya and help my...family."I say lying."Well its ok but let me clean your face because it more dirty than a cow's rear end!".
Then The lady brings me to her house.It was enormous! She gets a rag and starts to wash my face "so how do you have in your family?" she says "my sister" lying to her face.
"you probably don't know my name well call me mrs.johnson."she says next she goes to the kitchen she was going to cook dinner.I sat on the couch and then I see something in my eye.
I can take the pocket book! So when she goes to grab the pot I Zoom out of the house with the pocket book.She stands on the road and yells "Give me my pocket Book!" then i rush to a pawn shop and try to sell it (3 month later) the man says "hey that's the stolen pocket book!" "
I say "ooh...no it's not."I say "no im calling the cops!" sooner or later i get arrested and stay in jail for 5 months.I think I shouldn't steel because karma is going to come back and I will get arrested.