Are you kidding? We are so much better! You might be older, but it doesn't mean you are better! You guys are the 2nd largest search engine, but we are the first! You guys suck! The main page has so much stuff, so complicated! You can't compare to us, you guys are inferior!
And don't forget that Yahoo literally means a loud violent person, so your company is named after what is known as barbarians! Get out of this place!
Ha! Thought Yahoo will be more impressive, being one of per-google search engine there is, well PRE-Google, I guess!