human 1 did not die, but his tie did burn off, but human 2 noticed behind them was one of the most powerful most formidable weapons of all time, a wrench and screwdriver sign. Also erosion. And also define: empty box.
happy ending
one day, well 2 days, well actually 4 decades after, 6 humans attended the funeral, you just can't see the sixth human because he is a fat stubby ugly dumb dwarf, his name was Sebastain Dixon. Anyway there was a fight in the middle of the funeral because someone was on their phone while watching , so he would get killed 2 days later, not because of him being on his phone, but rather because he stepped on the tiny dwarf, good riddens to both.
than some other time after the murder, the police department sent the worlds dumbest detective, Jim Trump to solve the crime.