First Person:I was once a great knight like this one here, but then I died, it was tragic...
I don't know why it was to me!!!!
...I was in my stable with my turtle, Tittle, when suddenly, Death came & put all of my DNA into Tittle!
So now I live dead, with Tittle, in this abandoned train car.(There are also a bunch of other mutated freaks)
3rd Person Omniscient: One day, a dog was running in the woods, when suddenly, he came upon a house that he thought was strange because it smelled like CAT! there was a sign next to a table saying, Drink, IF YOU DARE!. A cat was there & warned him not to drink it, even though one look at that dopey dog & she assumed he was moronic.
Mmm, mmm! those seem good!
Drink, IF YOU DARE!
He decided to drink them both, one had a pig on it, the other had a uni-brow on it, & it didn't end well for him. the cat still thought that he was absolutely stupid. At first, the dog thought that this was a good thing, & then he remembered bacon.
Told ya so!
He eventually found a safe-ish place to live, but he kept on thinking to himself "WHY, WHY, WHY!" he was living in an old, abandoned freight car, with a bunch of freaks.