I am so happy you agreed to meet up with me. Why don't you tell me about yourself.
I am glad to be here and get to know you. I am 15 years old, very close to my family, I have never been in a relationship before, I love working out, and that is all I have in mind for now. Enough about my boring life, I want to know more about you.
few hours later
It is getting very late, but I had so much fun spending time with you, when can I see you again?
Yes of course, I would love that.
I had fun too. I can text you tomorrow and you can come to my house this time if you'd like.
See you tomorrow, bye.
2 and a half years later
I'm sorry if you think I'm going too fast for you, but would it be okay if I'd kiss you?
Oh no, my daughter is kissing a boy. This is the end of the world! I did not want this day to happen so soon.
Yes of course!
SMOOCH
Maycie, you are too young to date! I told you this before and you still kissed him! I need you to stop speaking to him.
Later in the day
Mom come on! Get to know him before you tell me not to see him anymore. He is as kind as an angel.