I have an idea! I am going to go on Shark Tank and present a brand new business idea. I hope it works because I have no balance sheet, income statement, or income!
This should go decently well because Iliterally have nothing to lose!
Hello Sharks! Today I am showing you the new fabulous invention. It is called the AC Shirt.
It is a totally fashionable shirt with built in air conditioning. You may think it would be the most inconvienient thing ever but that is OK.
So far we have sold no shirts with only net loses. We have invested in stock to make some money and have created an IPO for our soon-to-be billion dollar company. I want 1 million dollars for 1% equity!