Once upon a time in a small hole in the ground lived two men with the names fat boi and rat boi.
The hole as you may have thought was about as clean as a public bathroom, but they liked it this way and so did the rest of the village
One day they decided to learn dark magic, but fat boi was consumed by the magic and tried to kill rat boi but rat boi threw a knife at fat boi and cast some magic so now there is a magic sword with fat bois soul in it.
rat boi was sprinting home when willy worm possesed him so he could look cool and have only two legs but most importantly so he could wipe out the whole village.
willy worm quickly got rid of everyone but as soon as he killed the last potato a hobbit came in and smashed him it was to Gruesome to show.
now we start a new story about a hobbit with the name bilbo baggins. Bilbo lived in a hole in the ground which was not as dirty as it seemed it was a comfy place for a man who could fit through pvc pipe.