50s instructions for a sperm

50s instructions for a sperm

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  • Journey of the Sperm by Ian Gray
  • So you are a brand new sperm ready to procreate and have no way of knowing the difference between Virginia and vagina
  • Well here'swhat you need to know
  • Golly mister, I had no idea there even was a difference
  • Step 1: Break in
  • That's a long way up!
  • Once you enter the vagina you are faced with a wide open area and you got to find your way to reach the rest of the way to reach your prize
  • Step 2: Escape
  • Step 2: Enter the maze
  • you have a window to get in and that is in the middle of a 28 day period
  • I'm getting dizzy
  • Once you enter the cervix you could be stuck between a mucus wall and a hard thing
  • *This is what the inside of the testes look like*
  • Step 3: That one Nirvana Album
  • Now once you enter the point of no return, you will be hunted down like lunch for a college student 
  • *Major censoring occuring*
  • Step 4: Almost There & Step 6: Death Race
  • Why is Waze telling me to go right?
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
  • Step 7: Implantation
  • get comfortable because that is where you are staying for a few days
  • Suggestion: don't die
  • So THAT'S why it's called heart-shaped box 
  • Now you want to make sure you're going the right the right way 
  • Note: eggs aren't gold, no amount of fables will make you believe that
  • you are at the end of your journey all that is left is to be the fastest of your group its easy because everyone else is dead
  • Worst Uber ever
  • My life purpose is to explode and hangout inside some one, huh
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