Say Cheeze

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Camera Flash.

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  • Retro Commerical
  • Product Information
  • Show it OFF
  • Commercial Olympus OM10 Camera (1980 Intro)
  • Picture with Narration: "Introducing The Olympus Dematerializer camera, a brand new item sold by Scream Weaver, recently procured from an SCP Research Site by a third party and now massively reproduced. It is quite effective at what it does. In layman terms it makes what you want disappear at the touch of a button it’s that simple. Anything and everything, ranging from contraband to your ex. The only minor oversight is the fact things can not reappear. If you wish to report any malfunctions call us immediately and a specialist will be sent promptly to repossess the item and take it to a warehouse for decommissioned products, we do not discourage in any means or form asking for a refund but we would advise you the last people who tried seemed to oddly vanished into thin air. We strongly recommend not trying your product on yourself no matter how strong the temptation is to take a good selfie. We do not know where things go nor do we care to know. If you’re caught in the act by authorities you must know our official policy is we do not encourage the use of our product for illegal activities and had no prior knowledge of such a crime occurring. Now all you have to pay is the simple price of 3 easy payments of two rai stones and a 5 gallon tank of carbon monoxide. Buy now, before it’s sold out, limited time offer if buy within a 36 hour period we’re throw in a free Brundle transmitter pod. (2001 a Space Odyssey Song)
  • Text Big: Test Text Small: This is an accurate recreation, this is not an actual test.Shows camera taking picture of something and then it disappears repeatedly slow progression to person (and it's gone). Music: Sweet Dreams are Made of These
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