Being the teacher is fine by me and I consent to this.
Thank you for putting yourselves forward for this study. After drawing the roles out of the hat I can confirm that you sir on my left is the teacher and you sir on my right is the learner. If you would like to withdraw you may do so as you wish now and can do so whenever during the experiment.
Fine by me!
ARGHH I AM IN AGONY PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW I BEG YOU!!!
It is absolutely essential that you continue with the experiment.
Oh my I can't possibly do this anymore to someone I don't think this is very humane let me go!
Hello my name is Stanley Milgram and I am here to debrief you in regards to the study you just took part in. The "learner" was never truly shocked and this was all designed to test obedience to authority rather than memory and learning. If you wish to withhold your data you may by letting me know or contacting the number assigned on the debrief form who can also provide you with support if necessary.