Comrades! Today we begin the hay harvest. But there is another matter that must be attended to first.
The Seven Commandments 1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy 2. Whatever goes upon four leg, or has wings, is a freind. 3. No animal shall wear clothes. 4. No animal shall sleep in a bed. 5. No animal shall drink alcohol. 6. No animal shall kill any other animal. 7. All animals are equal.
Now comrades, to the hay field! Let us make it a point of honor to get in the harvest more quickly than Jones and his men could do.