the kegasurus rex was one of the fiercest animals of the Silurian era, partly due to its immense intellect and dashing looks
it could even hold its breath for 30 seconds!!
this is the story of how it went extinct
the kegasaurus rex had an IQ of 420, similar to the time period it lived in. anyways, he was hecka smart soo he built a time machine that could transport him to movies in 2004, so he could see his favorite movie, shark tale, in real life.
eureka! i have made a time machine to visit shark tale!
he then traveled to visit shark tale
but to the dismay of the kegasaur, he teleported 20,000 leagues under the sea and got hit by the submarine in that movie, in which he died instantly and got covered in sand
alas I have perished!
precisely 420 million years later, the kegasaurus rex was discovered by Hamilton Tevis, and in honor of his nickname, he named this fossilized magnificence the kegasaurus rex.
and so the kegasaur was discovered in the sedimentary rock at stinson beach and was renown forever.
zounds!, amidst my tomfoolery, i have discovered this feat of archaeology!