Hi! I'm Duncan, and I'm a dog. I live with my sister, Daisy, and a bunch of crazy humans that are like, 5 times taller than me! My sister thinks I'm a nut job, but I don't think so. I think I'm just... unique. (If that's the right word.) My friend, Bob the flea, agrees with me. He's really supportive.
Oh. My. Goodness. Today a BAJILLION people came to our house, and there was so much food!!! I saw chips and soda and chips and ice cream. Did I mention chips? But when I tried to grab a few for myself, (no way I would share with my sister), I got yelled at by a random human! And at night, there were lights in the sky, and they went BOOM! I hated it.