Hello sir, we'd like to talk about your bank account.
Oh. Has something happened? An error?
It seems someone has gotten into your account. You've lost around $50,000
WHAT!!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!!
Sir, please calm down.
NOOO LISTEN TO ME!
I have a very particular set of skills; Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me my money back now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will find you...and will kill you