There once was a lady named Katherine. She was the local teacher of the school house. A guy named Charles Walker would always been turned down by her whenever he asked for a date. He was surprised because he was rich.
The thing is in the afternoon class she had she would teach adults and Charles was one of them or as they would call him trout for his incurable foot fungus.
There was a man though an onion man his name was Sam, Sam the onion. He said onion are the best food ever, he said his donkey Mary Lou was 59 years old and he only feeds her onions. Katherine would always pet Mary Lou buy some onions and give one to Mary Lou.
One day she asked if Sam could held her school and he fixed everything it was a brand new school. She talked talked to sam everyday he fixed it and in return Sam would get a spicy peach something katherine was known for. But one day there was nothing to fix so she walked up to Sam and said "My heart is broken" and then sam kissed but someone was watching and told the sheriff.