Art thou selling thou cow? Thy will give you three magic beans for thou cow.
Yes, thy will take three beans for my cow. But you hast to give them to me now.
THOU TRADED THREE MEASLEY BEANS FOR THOU ONLY MILKING COW!!
But thy got magic beans instead they grow straight up to the sky overnight.
Jack angrily threw thy beans out thee window. He then fell into a deep sleep. He dost not know the beans he threw hast begun growing.
Jack awoke the next morn with a giant stalk that grew overnight. Jack started climbing it until thou reached thee sky.
Once Jack got to the top of the bean stalk, he saw a castle with a giant woman inside and entered. All of a sudden she shoved Jack into a pot because her husband was coming and he was "hungry" and hast not had a boy for breakfast in a long time.
Jack then snuck out when thee giant was sleeping. Thee giant woke up and chased jack down thee stalk. once Jack got to thee bottom he cut thee stalk down, thee giant came tumbling with it. Jack hast done a great thing, and thou all lived happily ever after.