Rip Van Winkle
Updated: 4/9/2021
Rip Van Winkle

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  • 20 YEARS!!! How far did you sleepwalk?!?
  • Hi! My name is Rip Van Winkle, and I've been asleep for twenty years. I need a copy of my birth certificate so everyone knows who I am.
  • I guess that would be useful.
  • While you're at it, my wife thought I was dead and remarried, so I could probably use a copy of my marriage certificate as well.
  • I wouldn't worry. It probably got towed 19 years ago. 
  • I also need to figure out how much I owe in parking tickets. Last I know, I left my car on the side of the road in Westwood.
  • After missing 20 years of life? I would take the test again.
  • Do you think I will need to take my driver's test again, or just renew my license?
  • I will probably have to talk to my landlord about property taxes, right?
  • I would think so. They have increased slightly over 20 years.
  • Sorry to say this, but it would be a miracle if your dog is still alive.
  • I had a dog when I fell asleep. Do I need to get a license?