Where am I? Ahhh it's the Nemean Lion!! I must be in Ancient Greece.
It is I, the one and only Hercules! Completer of the 12 impossible labors.
No, no I am not he Nemean lion.
Oh, good I was afraid it was really him.
No, I defeated him long, long ago.
I also got rid of the Lernaean Hydra, captured the Wild Boar of Erymanthus, captured the Stag of Artemis.
Oh and I killed those dreaded Stymphalian Birds, cleaned the Augean Stables in one day, man did that smell, ugh anyway I also captured the Cretan Bull, nice guy, he loves charades.
I also received the Girdle of Hippolyta, captured the entire herd of the cattle of Geryon, captured the mares of King Diomedes, and finally, I brought the Golden Apples of Hesperides back to Eury's palace.
Oh, and I captured Cerberus, that big guy he REALLY loves belly rubs.