An ordinary hot air balloon’s size is around 80 feet tall, weighs 600 pounds, and has an average air capacity of 77,000 cubic feet, and has a top speed of 5 miles per hour.
Tarun:The hot air balloon. Man's first invention to take to the skies.
Grace: But what if I told you that we have a new product that can fly up to 20 times that speed?Brady: Yes. Yes, we do. This is the Gust Mk I. With a top speed of almost 100 miles per hour, this is the fastest hot air balloon yet.
Riley: The Gust is a luxury hot air balloon designed for speed, efficiency, and comfort.Tarun: It’s peculiar blimp like balloon is designed for speed with a powerful thruster propelling it.Brady: It features side thrusters for extra speed. The interior is designed for luxury and comfort.Brady: The price of this craft is $2,999,999.9, or lease it for $1000 a month, or $500 a week.
Riley: Call in the next 20 minutes to get it 80% off at 911-aaa-zoom. That’s 911-aaa-zoom. Call now!Grace:Okay! We are done! Woo!Tarun: Did someone turn off the camera?Brady: No…
Riley: We spared no expense in making this a comfortable, efficient way for you to travel.Grace: This craft is environmentally friendly, and it can run on wind or solar power.Tarun: This product is on discount for half off for a limited time only, starting from now through March 19th.
Riley: So now we have to do it all over?Tarun: Nah we didn’t spend enough on advertisement, so we only got one shot.Brady: Will someone turn off the camera?Riley: Sure.(goes to turn off camera)