The giant carnivorous snail is an amazing creature. They have an interest in slurping up worms like spag bog. So glad I'm not a worm.
These giant beasts are having a pretty good punch up. See the one on the left has been found sleeping with his friend's wife. They are going to beat the hell out of each other by the time they are done. Good luck to them, I say!
Observe these beautiful rats in their natural habitat, Sydneys most popular resturants.
"Cows... "*very long pause* "Cows!"
"See this beautiful hole in the ozone layer? Well because Australia is so lucky, we have it above us."