Una dia, Francis Robertson y su hijo Jerry wanted some fast food. Not just any kind of fast food, the kind that actually doesn't taste like it was frozen just a few minutes ago and heated up in a microwave.
Here's your food!
Francis orders a hamburger, while Jerry orders some chicken nuggets. Pollo es su favorito! So much so, that he was extremely impatient like the little brat he is.
What the two didn't know was that the fast food worker didn't tolerate any crap. He decided to inject el pollo with tasteless lavatives. Illegal? Sí. Does he care? No. He's done this kind of stuff before. His logic is that if the parents won't parent their kids, somebody has to.
The worker finally gave la comida a Francis y Jerry. Jerry, of course, decided to be rude still. They then head to su casa.
La casa de la Robertsons es muy mal. Not only does Francis not know how to parent, but he also doesn't know how to keep his house together! ¡Esta vida de hombre es muy mal! It makes you wonder why he wears a suit all the time. Anyways, Jerry's stomach is absolutely killing him! Jerry then rushes up to go use the restroom.
Francis sighs, dumbfounded of his stupidity since he doesn't know how to parent un niño. Lección de vida: Parent your kids, and if you're like Jerry, stop being an entitled brat. And don't put laxatives in people's foods.