Motherfers, stand at attention when I'm talking to you! You crazy? I will crap(uses s word) on your face! This the Church of Dicks motherfers, and I will put mine in you, you pull any cowboy bs in my unit.
Sir I assure you we have no intention of pulling any cowboy bullsh-
Lot of problems in the LAUSD. Alcoholism. AIDS. Rape. Graffiti. Teachers try’na get in they students’ booties. But of all the evil my officers encounter out there? It’s drugs fucks kids up the most. Drugs rob a young man of his soul. Drugs extinguish a young woman’s dignity. Okay, some cats can handle they shit. But those who can’t? Are fucked. For life. Think you can get down with helping me do something about that?
YOU THINK I'M PLAYING? SIT DOWN!
Sorry. I hate acting like Angry Black Captain. It’s a messed up stereotype. I'm embarrassed. Welcome to Jump Street. We go undercover in high schools to take down anyone endangering children. I don't like when children get endangered.
Need you two to go undercover at the most dangerous school in the city and infiltrate a narcotics ring.