Have you ever thought about how a gingerbread man feels when you eat it? Not to mention, how they feel when they have to watch you devour their loved ones piece by piece crumb by crumb only to be eaten right after? Well if you haven't maybe you will after reading this.
Peter the gingerbread man was gazing at Tv in his lovely gingerbread living room with his gorgeous wife Max. "Ahhhh," Peter began, "could anything be more perfect?" When suddenly a hand the size of a giants reached into their peaceful home, picked up max, and took a huge bite out of her leg. "Ahh!' she screamed in agony. Echoed by Peter screaming," No!" Crunch Crunch. Peter heard as crumbs fell before him. All Peter could see of the man was his red velvet sleeves that were as bright as a ripe apple, and his snowy white fluffy beard. "You will pay for this," Peter started, "you will pay!"
After a week with no sign of the hand Peter makes a life changing decision. He's decided that he's going to find who the hand belonged to and where he is. So later that night Peter sneaks out of the house stealthy like a ninja . To his friend Steve's house. Peter knocks on the door and as soon as it opens he asks the questions: "Do you know who a man in a red velvet suit is, and do you know where he lives?" "Of course." Steve responds, "He's Santa Claus, and he lives in the North Pole." "Thanks" peter shouts as he sprints to the nearest bus stop labeled North Pole.
Always remember good things can come out of a bad situation!
After a long bus ride peter suddenly jolts up, "North Pole, we are at the north pole!" The bus driver exclaimed. As the bus slowly comes to a stop Peter drops a couple gumdrops in the tip box, and leaps off the bus. Peter's mouth drops to the floor when he sees a gargatuan building decorated festively with bright candy canes, and crystal clear snowflakes. As Peter reluctantly strolled into the building fumes of freshly baked cookies and peppermint entered his nose. Then, he looked down and saw tiny men and women roaming around in brightly colored clothes. "Excuse me," Peter started, "do you know where Santa is?" The elf then responds, "Of course, he's right through those doors labeled the big guy." "Thanks." Petre responded.
As Peter entered the room he saw the giant hand, and a red velvet sleeve. "You're really?!" him Peter started you're the man who ate my wife." "You're wife?" questioned Santa. "Oh. You're the gingerbread man from Texas. You came all the way down here, for what? Santa asked. Peter then quickly said, "To avenge my wife. Then, he bolted from the table onto Santa'a beard, and began kicking and punching his chest. "Wow slow down little buddy." Santa started, "Let me show you something." Santa and Peter hopped on an elevator, the ride down felt like a million years,and was filled with awkward science. Once the elevator stopped Santa opened a door labeled gingerbread village. Inside was a million gingerbread creations. Gingerbread houses, cars, animals, you name it. But the most amazing thing of all was Max standing right in front of him.
Max and Peter join in a warm embrace. "I thought you were dead." Peter pronounces." Santa then says, "Every gingerbread man I eat is recreated, and brought here." He then goes onto explain that once a gingerbread man is eaten the elves receive a notification, and receive the same ingredients they were first made with, use those again, pop em in the oven, and there you have the same exact gingerbread man. "You can live here too." Santa offers. "I'd love too." Peter answers. Max and Peter live an amazing life in Santa's gingerbread village. They adopt two dogs, move into a cottage, and have 3 beautiful children. Most importantly though, Peter learned that good things can come out of a bad situation. After all, if Max wouldn't have been eaten Peter's life would be completely different.