What are you doing? Don't you know that when you eat too much chocolate, you get adicted, you become obese, and die?!
When chocolate is made, there are many child laborers involved. And as I've said before, chocolate is extremely unhealthy and will cause heart attacks and obesity, which will lead to getting bullied, and premature death. So if you eat chocolate, you will die.
Yeah! Chocolate wrappers are made from plastic, and when they are thrown away, they will overpower the landfills, and will soon take over the world!
I don't know what to think anymore...
Chocolate can also cause cavaties and heart attacks from all of that sugar!
Oh Jeez, I better go get ready for the chocolate apocalypes!