So, Cait and I were hanging out, and we had just seen "Bohemian Rhapsody" together. We were leaving when we saw some friends.
Hey guys. Today, I have an interesting story. Just remember I can't make T poses in this program, but I tried.
Jack, Kassidy, Joy, and Isabell were having a sumptuous T pose competition, trying to see who could assert dominance better. With rapidity, Cait and I Naruto ran over.
"Sup, dudes!" we both said (in unison!). The group of fellow teens didn't listen, too focused to see who would dominate their opponent first. "Be careful," some random kid said. "Or else I'll evict you from the property."
It turned out the kid wasn't a human after all. Cait and I had come to the conclusion that...
"I see that my looks and voice do not captivate you. I trap humans like you with this domestic look."
"HOW DARE YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY REGAL FORM!" he cried, clearly assuming that we didn't like him.
...he was a convict!!
"I am potent! No, I am omnipotent!" But Cait and I knew that he was wrong. There was something more powerful.
We T POSED! He flew away. We knew that his reign against humankind was over.