I was happily sitting with my other cupcake friends when suddenly some random person I didn't even know picked me up and I began to rise. All of a sudden I was set down on a flat surface. I was relieved, but not for long.
I patiently sat there until the person that set me on the table picked me up again. This time she unwrapped my blue wrapper and licked off my pink strawberry frosting! Which, BTW is not the proper way to eat a cupcake!
Soon enough when I thought things couldn't get any worse the person took a bite of my delicious yellow cake and I was getting chopped down by huge blocks of white and this slimy, stinky liquid also known as saliva splashed in my face.
The nutrients from me are spread into the body. The rest is waste with moves steadily along. I made my way into the large intestine without any hassle. Probably because I was a bug blob of white and smelled worse than I looked.
I made my way rather rapidly through the large intestine. It was thin and wrapped around the small intestine. It was small, 5 feet to be exact. The rest of me as waste moved down this small chamber and went start down into the rectum, where my journey was about to come to an end.
I slipped through a tiny opening where I saw light. There was a white bowl with a crystal clear substance and when I took a look at myself I was the exact opposite! I was a huge lump of brown, nothing like I started as. I just went through the digestive system, and now it starts over again.