Michael (teen) wakes up late for school. He has to leave in less than 10 minutes.
Michael receives a Text From Ryan
"Michael, did something crawl in you and die?"
Brent throws on dirty clothes from the week before. He does not brush his teeth and eats an egg borito with onions in it.
Ryan Gives Michael a Piece of "Orbit Gum"
Michael arrives to class right when the bell rings. He is first up to give his 7 minute long speech about his history research paper, still having that onion breath from the burrito he ate.
Michael Gets the Girls
The students smelt his breath within the first 30 seconds of his speech, even the kids in the back of the classroom could smell his breath. After he gets done, he still does not know his breath smells until his friend Ryan texts him saying, "Michael, did something crawl in you and die?"
OH NO! I WOKE UP LATE AND DID NOT BRUSH MY TEETH! DO YOU HAVE GUM?
What are you talking about?
Ryan not only gives Michael a piece, but gives him a whole new pack.
By lunch, all the girls have fallen for Michael, just because he has the best gum ever.