What are going to do we're trapped......THE WINE THAT'S IT
We arrived on a strange island in the early morning, hungry and cold I, Odysseys, and twelve other of my men ventured onto the island only to find it full of giants we snuck into one of their caves and began to feast on his/her food as a welcome gift for us to their home my men warned me to leave but I didn't listen I told them we would stay and see this cyclops and see what he will give us
Ah, my name is......Nobody
But alas I spoke too soon for when he entered he immediately feasted on two of my men. We didn't know what to do but he soon left again as the sun rose to tend to his sheep.
NOBODY IS HURTING ME!
I had to come up with something fast, I remembered we brought the wine of Apollo from the boat with us, well use the wine to get the beast drunk and poke his eye!
Odysseus king of Ithaca
I gave the beats four gulps of the wine and soon after he said: "You are alright I'll eat you last, what is your name?" with my quick thinking and cunning I told him my name was Nobody, it confused my men but they kept quite "Well Nobody I will eat you last haha"
Not far after he passed out in a drunken daze we grabbed the stick and stuck it in a fire to make it nice and hot and once we were ready we stabbed him in the eye, he screamed out in pain making the other cyclops run to the front door they asked ho was hurting him "Nobody is hurting me!" the other cyclopses said "We'll leave you be since Nobody is harming you"
I then had to think of an escape plan I thought for awhile and then it hit me why not tie my men to the bottom of his sheep and once he sends them out ride away, we barley escaped but we soon made it back to the boats and rode away and feeling confident I shouted "I am Odysseus king of Ithica!" the cyclops smirked and recited a chant that would ruin the way home for the next ten years.