CARL unloads his baggage in the wrong place at the wrong time...
Hello, my name is Michael, can I take your order?
Hello,MICHAEL, can I get a Big Mac with extra-cheese, a large Coke, with *sniff* a-…
Cash or cred-
I used to run as fast as I could to my grandma’s house after school just to see her. I usually stayed until my father found out and dragged me back home. I practically lived there. Until she died in 1999. I was in 7th grade.
MIKE, y’know, your apple pies remind me of my childhood, my grandma used to bake them all the time when I was a kid. They were the only comfort I had when it came to my abusive father and my neglective mother and older siblings. Even at school, I was bullied for being “The Fat Kid”.
-I had to spend the rest of my years with my immediate family, until one day I came to school covered in welts and bruises, the social workers came and took me away after seeing the heckhole that was my home life. I spent over 5 years in the syst-
That's fun and all, but this is a McDonald's Drive-Thru.