BREAKING NEWS! MANY ANIMALS HAVE BEEN REPORTED MISSING-IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO CALL 111-111-1111
I hate cats.
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Meanwhile, back at the cats hide out...
I don't think so boss.
I'll go check on Jeff and the bodies.
Did anyone follow you here.
Alright, I'll take care of the penguin.
Hey Jeff, were gonna go crash the news.
HAHA, SUCKERS! JEFF IS NOW TAKING OVER THE CITY WITH AN ARMY OF CATS!
Ya'll suck and the news dog is with me. He's just acting as a good boy for the camera.
GUENN THE PENGUIN IS DEAD!
JEFF IS DOUBLE CROSSING THE CATS!!!! IF YOU SEE HIM, PLEASE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff, you big winy pants! I should've taken care of this operation myself. Blast you imbecile! BLAST YOU!!!!!
I'm not gonna work for you anymore. I quit! You made me kill my friend and that's not cool dude! All the bodies are hidden in a bathroom in an alley way on 5th Ave.
The Meow-durers escaped the city on a semi truck and were never seen again. The animals killed were never found.