Mommy, why is there a polar bear in our yard? Also, why is he wearing a mask?
AHH! I can't see!!!!
What do you mean there is a-OH MY GOODNESS!
Once upon a cold Christmas morning there was a polar bear named Jeff. Jeff was kind of odd, his favorite toys were bean bags and hammers.
OH MY GOSH!
Excuse me ma'm, but uh where do you keep the masks and trees?
Jeff's life long dream was to become a tree hugging llama, so for Christmas he got a baby tree, to plant, and a llama mask. He also got some bean bags and hammers, of course.
Its so frigid in this tree!!
SOMEBODY HELP HIM!
When Jeff planted his tree it somehow grew instantly, and when he put on his mask he couldn't see out of it because the mask was made for humans, not polar bears. The reason it fit like this and why it was made for humans is because Jeff's mom bought all of his presents at a Walmart meant for humans.
WWAAAHHHHH!!!! Why?! WHHHYYYYY?!
What in the world. Why the heck is there a polar bear in here?
I'm sure you can imagine what it was like when Jeff's mom went out to buy Christmas presents. Sometimes I don't think she realizes that she is still a polar bear, and that its going to be a little weird if she goes out in public. That right there, is a problem.
Anyway, Jeff was having a blast being his lifelong dream, even though instead of hugging the trees he would just constantly run into them. The sad thing is, is that while Jeff was trying to run into trees, he ran into a snowman, that was alive, whose name was like Freddy, or Foggy, or something, I'm not sure. Anyway Jeff got extreme frostbite.
Even though Jeff is a polar bear and snow, and snow shaped as men, should not phase him. In the end Jeff and the snowman both died, and everyone lived sadly ever after. The end.