i am breaking up with you. you are arent cool enough for me
my boyfriend broke up with me because i am lame
here have this drink, it will help take the pain away
whats going on!? what is happening to me?!
calm down. you will be fine, just let these changes happen.
* later *
hmm why is there a letter on my bed?
Dear helpergirl, you have been called upon to help protect your city. The bartender you visited earlier gave you the secret potion to make you one of the strongest hero's in the world. your new job is to go out and help your city with any problems they might have. good luck.