Once there was a single princess that lived in Ireland. Her name was Miranda.The princess loved archery,horse riding and anything else that included "Physical Education".Unfortunately her mom,Queen Iris was stern at her daughter and denied her talents.She wanted her daughter to get married not be a prince, the opposite of what she was supposed to be.
One day King Ferdinand the llll invited 3 princes to marry Princess Miranda.Miranda was so livid she planted herself in her room and,when her mother knocked on her door to come out Miranda started cursing in Irish under her breath for a million years.Eventually the King had to bust the door open and drag poor Miranda out to see the princes that ventured for her. When the princess saw the princes she thought all of them were hideous. The first one was short and obese.The second was tall and handsome with all these battle scars,but such a showoff.The third one was the ugliest of them all.He had a snaggle tooth and a pimple field surrounding his face.
After the fun and food it was time to see which of the 3 princes will be marrying the princess.The king and queen eagerly announced that the competition will be archery.The queen smirked with happiness that her daughter was shifting in her seat because the queen knew her daughter would've sprung right up and probaly started to shoot the targets by herself. But Miranda didn't. She wanted to see what the princes had in them.
The games had begun and Miranda watched helplessly as the first one screamed as the arrow shot through a tent full of berries, that splattered all over the king.The kings eye twitched as he announced that the first prince was disqaulified.Miranda snorted in laughter.The queen shot a stern look to her.The second one was very close to the target, though he missed a few inches from the bull's eye.He flinched.Last but not least was the snaggle tooth one. He looked like he was about to puke.Miranda knew that he didn't have a chance to win her over. He aimed his arrow to the target for a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry long time.
The king was impatient and yelled"Just shoot it!" The so called"Prince" shot it right in the middle of the target.Miranda stood up, snatched her bow and arrow, and marched up to the snaggletooth prince with her mom yells following her.She snapped at the prince"Just because you shot it in the middle doesn't mean you marry me!"And at that point Miranda started to shoot all the missed targets.She never missed. When Miranda got to the one that the snaggle-tooth one shot at she aimed with such precision that the arrow split through the wood that was already fired.
The king announced that the princess was the winner and she will stay single.Looks can be deceiving and to keep at your dreams/hobbies to achieve them.