This school has high-tech computers that will make sure Count Olaf does not get anywhere near you
Here is your shack, orphans!
Mr. Poe drops the Baudelaire siblings of at their new Preparatory School.
Hello! My name is Duncan and my sister is Isadora. We are the Quagmire Triplets.
Vice Principal Nero tells the orphans that they are safe while he plays violin awfully. The children ask how but Nero refuses to tell them because he assumes they are dumb children.
Welcome our new gym coach, Coach Genghis!
Vice Principal Nero shows the siblings that they won't be staying in dorms, but the "orphan shack" which is dripping with fungus, and crab infested.
As Coach Genghis's SPECIAL messenger, I am supposed to tell you to meet Coach Genghis on the field after dinner.
The Baudelaire siblings meet the Quagmire triplets. They quickly become close friends, and the the Quagmire triplets learn about Count Olaf.
Vice Principal Nero introduces "Coach Genghis" to the children who is actually just Count Olaf in disguise. The children recognize him but decide to keep quiet and play along.
The horrid Carmelita Spats informs the children that they must meet Coach Genghis on the field outside instead of going to Vice Principal Nero's mandatory violin concert. The Baudelaires are frightened for what Count Olaf might do to them.