Germany, Austria, and Italy are in a pub when Serbia spills a drink on Austria by accident. Austria wants Serbia to buy him a new suit and Germany agrees. Serbia doesn't have the money so insits on paying for cleaning instead. Russia and Serbia look at Austria and Russia doesn't like that.
Germany tells Britain that France is looking at him and Britain says that he can look at whoever he wants. Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, Britain and France ask Germany whether he's looking at Belgium while Turkey and Germany go to the corner.
Germany punches Belgium France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other. Out of the blue Italy punches Belgium.