The Main Characters are Keff and Barak Obama, Mr. Obama threw a house warming party after his presidency.
I see something Uncle Bama
There was a legend told many years ago about a beast who attacks the exact house Obama bought. Luckily Obama took noticed out the door window and suspected something coming. He saw the shadow headin his way and took caution.
Stay BACK KEFF
Both Keff and Obama were nervous so they went to go check the noise out, before anything deadly would happen.
Don't say anything and let's go back to enjoying the time here, they're looking for us.
They inspect upstairs, the noise got louder and they see a shadow and claw marks.
We need to get rid of it as quickly as possible so nobody would find out.
They went up and checked... Obama quickly took out the Beast-cadabra and quickly eliminated the beast from existence
They did everything secretly between them two and alerted nobody and went to join their family again.