So, you may think that Slenderman is not real..... YOU ARE INCORRECT. HE IS IN A DISGUISE. He has a golden blondish wig for his hair, and he also has a golden blonde mustache and he wears a black and white tuxedo. If you see anyone wearing the same clothes... I suggest RUN FOR YE LIFE!!!!!
Order's up! Here's a mouse. Buy one get one free!
After eating the delicious mouse...
Alright, time to get out of here!
After leaving the building...
Oh, wait - did I introduce my myself? I am Slenderman.